Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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