Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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