If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Are we still banned from the library?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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