so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
