Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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