I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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