Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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