ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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