i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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