Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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