the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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