Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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