Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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