ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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