..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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