There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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