Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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