found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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