I got chris browned last night
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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