What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
