Everything about him screamed your future.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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