And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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