Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I want to fling myself into the sun
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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