I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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