I can tuck mytits in my pants
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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