There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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