can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i barfeds in our rink
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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