you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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