Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
