Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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