We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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