I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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