Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Hey! you should come over!
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