I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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