I must be too annoying 4 u.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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