i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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