Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
