butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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