omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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