How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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