Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
