Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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