so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just want nice things and good sex
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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