belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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