fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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