if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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