he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I forget how to act sober
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