But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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