why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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