It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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