hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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