i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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