What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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