what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
